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Christy’s Well Researched ADHD Jokes!
In this very special episode of Pretty Bad Tarot, fellow ADHDer and comedy pal Christy Kay joins me to figure out whether or not people will think her ADHD comedy is funny!
A Magical Trip to Union Station
It’s time to start travelling again! But will the trips be any good? At all? For real though, I’m not entirely sure that my guest Emily Meadows is going to have a very good vacation according to my tarot cards.
Valeska’s Duelling Pomeranian and Cat
Should Valeska get a pomeranian or a cat? I KNOW WHAT I WOULD PICK! Seriously though… this is a highly contentious topic and episode, wow.
What The Cards Say About Lizzie’s Olympic Cup Stacking Hobby
There’s nothing better than having the entire summer off! And that’s what Lizzie’s got now that she’s working a super cool school job, oh heck yeah!
Dangerous Exercise Bike!
No Luck Chuck really wants to get into fitness because he’s arthritic and stiff!
Sam’s Future As A Licensed Driver!
To drive or not to drive in Toronto – It’s a question of life or DEATH! In this VERY DRAMATIC EPISODE of Pretty Bad Tarot with my guest Sam Sexton!
Emily’s Love Affair With The Movies
In today’s episode of Pretty Bad Tarot another Emily has come to town to seek guidance about whether a longstanding love affair will FINALLY come back to her! That’s right, Emily Gagne is in love… WITH THE MOVIES!
A Clean Bill of Health
Emily learns of a devastating prognosis. Even more devastating is the treatment plan.
What The Cards Say About Wendy’s #Influencer Rollerskating Instagram Account
You’ve got dreams, right? WELL SO DOES WENDY WEI! And on this episode of Pretty Bad Tarot we’re going to figure out if Wendy’s dreams to become a rollerskating Instagram influencer will come true!
A Mother’s Truth
All is not as it seems – when this mother reveals her truth to her daughter, her world turns to mush.
What The Cards Say About Taryn’s Life On The Beach
Aliens! Weddings! Tarot! It’s all here on this episode of Pretty Bad Tarot with my guest Taryn Crankshaw!
No Luck Chuck Shows You How To Hang A Hammock On A Balcony
No Luck Chuck got a new hammock and he's very proud! Watch as he demonstrates how to hang the hammock from the balcony! Subscribe to Pineapple Skeleton for new comedy videos every Wednesday! Pineapple Skeleton is Emily Milling and Justin...
What The Cards Say About Bailey’s Droopy Lettuce (and my life as a violent swan)
This week my old high school chum Bailey Waite joins me for a very in depth look at her garden, and whether or not her lettuce will survive!
High Five
All she wanted was a second chance at love, but the high five ruined everything! EVERYTHINGGGGGG!
PBT Ep 001: What The Cards Say About Matt Ardill’s Flamethrower Habit
In the very first actual episode of Pretty Bad Tarot, my friend Matt Ardill came on to ask whether or not his new podcast idea would be a MEGA SUCCE$$!!!!
Pretty Bad Tarot
So I may have started another podcast. I may have.I’m not saying that I didn’t, but I’m saying that I definitely did. And if it wasn’t for Apple Podcast doing all of these new “improvements” you’d be able to go...
Are Bananas Bad For You?
No Luck Chuck throws caution to the wind and decides to eat a banana even though his doctor says he's got too much potassium in his body! Subscribe to Pineapple Skeleton for new comedy videos every Wednesday! Pineapple Skeleton is Emily...
Story Time With Sloan: Olga The Over Sharing Octopus
Today Sloan is telling the story of Olga, The Over Sharing Octopus. Olga gets into some rather exciting situations! I gotta say, Sloan is one weird cat. She kind of appeared in my head one day when I was working on premise ideas. Usually...
New Comedy Demo Reel!
I'm gettin' brave and I made a new demo reel for my comedy work! Email me at emily.milling@gmail.com, I'm currently looking for representation!
No Luck Chuck and the Back Pain Relief Pillow
This weekend Justin and I decided to try out a new character called "No Luck Chuck". Basically, he's very very VERY "lucky" with everything. In the first sketch of this series, No Luck Chuck buys himself a new pillow to relieve his back...
SPANX! Is Officially Available on Spotify!
https://open.spotify.com/track/4g6hmJWSLX5JHnWDD7pW2h?si=91816a0365154680 YAY SPANX! IS NOW AVAILABLE FOR YOUR EAR HOLES! We released it on Spotify and now it is ALIIIIIIIVE! OR you can get a copy from iTunes here >> OR you can use it on TikTok here >>
When Angry Geese Attack! // The High Park Canada Goose Wrangler
Last weekend Julia Jones and I FINALLY got to hang out in High Park here in Toronto! It was a glorious day. Except for the absolutely foul infestation of those little black caterpillar things literally all in the trees at...
What The Pentagon Doesn’t Want You To Know About UFO Footage! (It’s so cute.)
So I was doing my usual Saturday afternoon sketch writing, when I remembered a conversation I'd had with the chicks the night before about what you would do, or who you would call in the middle of an apocalypse. How would...
Weird Turn Ons // Sexy Small Appliances?
Another week, another sketch! This week I explored the super sexy nature of small appliances. And every time I tried a new one, I'd hear VERY sexy sounds! Foot massager? Sexy moaning. Toaster? Sexy grunting. Toilet...
Weird Smell
Justin and Emily go for walk and smell something weird. On an "illegal" walk in Ontario (seriously? They're going to send cops after people who are going for a walk?!?!) Justin and I decided to try out our new Sony FX3. I say "our" even...
And That’s A Wrap on Ya Gotta Laugh!
Sometimes in life, you realize that you started a pandemic podcast. And that's okay! Because it gave you a heck of a lot to laugh about during a time that was NOT funny or fun at all. And as we enter into our zilliionth lockdown here in Ontario, I am sad to say that...
Happy Holidays from Big Chick Energy! (Screw 2020!)
It’s Big Chick Energy’s first Christmas! We’re just li’l chickie poos! And we wanted to say happy holidays to all of our amazing fans that have been SO supportive of our sketch troupe, in this, the year of the dumpster fire....
Really Bad Ack-Knee! Zit pop worthy!
There are moments that define us. Holiday card pictures, are exactly that type of moment. That and deciding whether or not to pop zits. And that's why this became the absolute worst holiday photo of 2020. Also, I got to use...
A Super Fun Fall Sketch Roundup!
A few weeks ago, The Chicks were actually able to get together to film some sketches outside! It was a BLAST! And it was so much easier than trying to fricking film virtually. Honestly. So here's a roundup of all the...
Dinosaur Dick Punch
Justin is very excited for a special package. Ahahahahahaha, Justin makes me laugh!